WHATTHEFUCK

WHO is the goddamn fucking shitface asswipe who came up with standardized testing? I wanna dig him up and rape him up the nose with a broken spatula. Who the fuck came up with the idea to give people 2 hours to answer a bazillion questions and write 2 essays with no preparation ON PAPER? Do they WANT to be assholes? And the fucking no bathroom thing? I see, we MUST use #2, but we DARE NOT go number two, lets the ALMIGHTY TESTING LORDS be displeased.