First rant

I fucking despise Roebots. I'm sorry, but it's the truth. They dehumanize the unborn and try to take away the most fundamental right from the weakest and most defenseless human beings, AND THEN TRY TO MAKE ME OUT TO BE THE EVIL GUY! They're like fucking Hitlers. Oh, sorry, you got raped (or, given the ambiguity in most laws, raped someone)? Oh, well that sucks for you.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN KILL THE MOTHERFUCKING BABY AND CERTAINLY I'M NOT PAYING FOR IT.

Also, that brings me to another point. If you choose to fuck your cousin, I'm not paying for that homicide either.

Don't even get me started on the "just kill the disabled babies" people. What's worse, THEY DO IT UNDER GUISE OF "COMPASSION"! Are you shitting me? You want to say limbless babies should be chemically burned, or have their heads smashed brains sucked out, or cut into itty-bitty pieces, AND THEN CLAIM THE FUCKING MORAL HIGH GROUND‽

You want to call me "anti-choice"? Well, shitforbrains, I guess I'll take it then. Because so are you.

What, you're pro-choice?

WELL THEN LET ME "CHOOSE" TO RAM THIS FORK INTO YOUR HEAD LIKE I SO GODDAMN WANT TO DO RIGHT NOW!!!!!!